Police in Chatham Township, N.J., are hot on the trail of an elusive criminal mastermind who has been terrorizing the community with his piercing gaze. No, its not a peeing Tom, its a peeping goat.
This horned hoodlum has been spotted around the Township, peeking into homes like a nosy neighbor on steroids. In a Facebook post, the Chatham Township Police said they are actively looking for the animal and urged anyone who comes in contact with it to give them a call.
“A local farm will be taking the Township Goat when it is safely trapped,” said CTPD.
According to reports, the goat is not a resident of the local Creekside Farms, but the police know who the owner is. Naturally, residents are responding to this news with a mix of confusion and humor.
One resident even suggested that the goat’s name should be (e) Scape Goat.
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